We're in Beta (aka: buggy)!

Rate my test!

Your result for The What kind of Scientist are you Test ...

Particle Physicist

You are 0% hard-core, and care 0% about the big picture!

Particle Physicist

Well, if being a lawyer isn't rocket science, and rocket science isn't neurosurgery, then neurosurgery isn't particle physics. You are a quantitative bad ass. You talk about quarks and bozons and strings and quanta and generally intimidate people. Unless you are Richard Feynman you probably don't have a girl/boyfriend (alas).

Recent Results

More Tests We Think You'll Like

Taken 2493 times.

The What?! Test

What?! You want to take this? Are you nuts? I'm Damadar, and this test is labeled: WHAT?! as in... WHAT?! YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS? ARE YOU NUTS?! Did...

Taken 5610 times.

The U.S. Presidents' and U.S. History Test!

How much U.S. History do you really know?  Do you remember the things your teachers taught you? Do you pay attention when reading newspapers or watching the news? 

Taken 2600 times.

The could you fuck me Test

hi n welcum 2 the could u fuck me test... w0000t.... yeh answer these questions n u will get an answer... yay

Taken 8533 times.

The Nightclub test

How intelligent are you when it comes to hitting the clubs for an evening?

Taken 11142 times.

The My First Impression Test

I thought I would play around and write a test that would predict what my first impression of you would be. NOW BEFORE YOU BEGIN, this test was done ...

Taken 1201 times.

The How Groomed Art Thou Test

Hi! This is the first test I've written so please take it easy on me! Ever wondered if you go above and beyond when it comes to grooming? Perhaps you ...

Taken 9853 times.

The Are You a Player? Test

Hi! And welcome to the "Are You a Player" test. ** I THINK I have fixed what was wrong, so you should get a more "accurate" reading** Every...

Taken 29303 times.

Survival Test

Can you survive in the wilderness?  What if you got lost in the woods or there was a natural disaster?  Would you die or make it out alive!

Taken 304 times.

The Fundie Test

for those of you who are already offended, I should tell you that 'fundie,' while originally derived from fundamentalist and in reference to christian...

Taken 2470 times.

The Could you be the one? Test

Hi! I'm in hopes of finding the right one for me on here, so this test, taken by you right now will tell me whether I should contact you or not.

View More Top Tests

Share this test with your friends!!! Take The What kind of Scientist are you Test

Create button Create a test

Creating a test is super easy!

Browse button Browse tests

35,427 tests for the taking!

We're not holding any contest right now. Check back soon!