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Soft and Smooth!

You prefer 52% ass mass!

Soft and Smooth!

It looks like you prefer a girl who can put just a little something in her jeans. You're the most likely to spot a nice ass on the street, usually on a girl who isn't particularly dressed up or trying to be sexy. You go for an understated grace; a slight curve of the hips, a subtle roundness of the backside... just enough to hold onto. Chances are you have (or will have) a girl whose butt you'll adore and she won't see what all the fuss is about. Thanks again for taking the test and be sure to rate it to let me know what you think. Now go buy your lady a pretty, lacy thong and spend some QT with her booty!

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