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The Pope

1 World_saver, 3 Impulsive, -3 Technological and -1 Mystique!

The Pope

You're a little do-gooder, aren't you, who's always ready to do what's best for your fellow human beings and the world at large? Well, you may think that you have come to be like that on your own accord, but to the rest of us, it's obvious that you're nothing but a mindless drone, brain-washed into being a selfless servant of the greater good (selfless being the key word) by former member of the Hitler Jugend, Pope Benedict XVI. Why else are you acting so impulsively and hippie-like? Anyone who behaves as nicely as you do for sensible reasons would be doing so in a stiff, over-rational manner, not spontaneously and with warmth, unless there was religion involved. And as a former member of the German National Socialist Party, the group that practically invented propaganda, the Pope has the knowledge and the motivation (he never really liked being forced into Hitler's army, it seems) to use advanced mind control techniques to turn people like you into better persons.

Well, at least you're nice and all and, come to think of it, who could blame you for following the Pope.? Just look at that warm smile of his and those naturally welcoming eyes! Who wouldn't want to bow down to that man?

What your score means:

World saver: All scales range from -15 to 15. At 15 on World saver you're the kind of bastard who wants to shove your saintly ways down everyone else's throats. At -15 you're the kind of bastard who'd never care for anyone who isn't useful to your egocentric purposes. Then there are lots of bastards in between. You got 1 on this scale.

Impulsive: At 15 on this scale you're the annoying kind of person who's completely lust-driven and extremely hard to predict. At -15 you're the annoying kind of person who can't scratch your nose without making a detailed action plan a week ahead. Then there's lots of annoyance in between. You got 3 on this scale.

Technological: Is technological even a real word? Anyway, at 15 on this scale you're the kind of sick techno-fetishist who'd have sex with a cell-phone if sex wasn't too organic for you. At -15 you're the sick kind of nature loon who thinks that fire and the wheel are too hi-tech. Then there's loads of sickness in between. You got -3 on this scale.

Mystique: At 15 on this scale you're the weird kind of person who's shrouded in mystery to the extent that people doubt your existence whenever you're not around. At -15 you're the weird kind of person who is completely down to earth, to the extent that people might think you're a machine or something. Then there's a lot of weirdness in between. You got -1 on this scale.

 

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