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SCREWED

52% Crude, 40% Zooed, 80% Screwed, 33% Lewd and 80% Politically amused!

SCREWED

Oh my!  Unfortunately your title "screwed" is not referring to the sexual meaning.  Your type of humor is nasty, mean, evil, twisted, and viscious.  I love it!

Your attitude toward life seems to be that you only live once, and you better make the most of it.  Not the type to play it safe, you're always looking for a good laugh.  As far as consequences?  Who has time to worry about them?

Nevertheless your type of humor is bound to get you screwed at some point.  Eventually you'll get caught by the wrong person or some maniac will over-respond to your little joke.  I doubt you'd care though.  While others are playing it safe, you've turned your life into one non-stop party!

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