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Slack-Jawed Yokel
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Can't argue with science: there is no way you'd survive in this town for more than a week. If you just moved here, re-pack your overalls, pick up your pig from Uncle Jimmy Bob, and go back where you belong.
(Or, try Los Angeles. I hear they're looking to expand.)
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What's your Holiday love persona?
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Where do YOU land on the Hot/Crazy Scale?
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Find out which of your brain hemispheres dominates you; and about your value judgements pertaining to brain hemisphere dominance.
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The chief negative feature, or "chief feature" is the main stumbling block, your Achilles Heel. It is a block in perceptions, a blind spot. It's also a downer in relationships!
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Determine whether you are sophisticated dating material, or an actual furry canid. This may be especially helpful when choosing the type of vixen to pursue as a mate.
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For those too analytical or indecisive to trust a gut feeling.
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How well do you think you know Kelly Clarkson?
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You. Me. Chocolate = Lust, Love, or Envy. You decide. =)
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Find out if you could be my ideal man!
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A slight alteration to the Secret World faction quiz.
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