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Your result for The Absolute Language Test ...
54% Eloquent, 49% Well-Versed, 33% So-So, 24% Amateur and 19% Ignoramus!

The statement above is a play on words, I know it's supposed to be "plain." So please no more e-mails about how I spelled it wrong.
You are a master of the art of language! You probably speak more than one language and are very well cultured because of it. You also get annoyed with people who don't use proper grammar and constantly correct them. Give yourself a pat on the back! You're ready for the Embassy Ball!
... Second to last question: 17 languages have appeared in this quiz:
English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Norwegian, Latin, Dutch, Farsi (Persian), German, Russian, Japanese, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Egyptian Demotic, Chinese, Italian, Greek, Cuneiform
Answer Key: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Silver_Rain1011/journal
They scored 54% on Eloquent, higher than 37% of your peers.
They scored 49% on Well-Versed, higher than 17% of your peers.
They scored 33% on So-So, higher than 79% of your peers.
They scored 24% on Amateur, higher than 77% of your peers.
They scored 19% on Ignoramus, higher than 69% of your peers.
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