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I Wash'd Ma Face 'n' Hands Before I Come I Did

0% Eloquent, 0% Well-Versed, 0% So-So, 0% Amateur and 0% Ignoramus!

I Wash'd Ma Face 'n' Hands Before I Come I Did

Yes, yes at least you are making an effort... but we'll still have to take you to the bathtub, strip you down, and have all your clothes burned. But don't worry we'll order new ones and in 6 months I could pass you off as a Duchess/Duke! Unless you want to sleep among the black beetles of course?... By the way... you will owe me 60 pounds :)

... Second to last question: 17 languages have appeared in this quiz:

English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Norwegian, Latin, Dutch, Farsi (Persian), German, Russian, Japanese, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Egyptian Demotic, Chinese, Italian, Greek, Cuneiform

Answer key: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Silver_Rain1011/journal

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