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Just You Wait, 'Enry 'Iggins!

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Just You Wait, 'Enry 'Iggins!

You are well-versed in languages, but you do need some fine-tuning before you'll pass for the Embassy Ball. Try immersing yourself in different languages/cultures and with a quick ear and a sharp tongue you too can master any language you want! ... Just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggins!

... Second to last question: 17 languages have appeared in this quiz:

English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Norwegian, Latin, Dutch, Farsi (Persian), German, Russian, Japanese, Egyptian hieroglyphics, Egyptian Demotic, Chinese, Italian, Greek, Cuneiform

Answer Key: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Silver_Rain1011/journal

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