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Your result for The Womanian Language Test ...

A Pimp

You are 83 % fluent in Womanian!

You know enough about women to be considered dangerous...to men. To women you're just great. Even those of us who don't want to be your biatches, don't have much bad to say about you. When you're bad, you're just wild and reckless, and when you're good, you're perfect.

You've got game by brother...but the question is which game you're playing?

If you're looking for a good woman for a long term relationship, you have a better chance than most, even if it means you're alone alot because you're picky.

If you're looking for a shag, you can probably get all kinds of women to do you, but please try to stay away from the good wifey types. It's easy for you to find the hoes, so go do that. Leave the wifeys alone because one day you might find the one being played is you...or that you're playing yourself.

If you decide to settle down one day, the last thing you need is a long chain of ex wives and baby mommas.

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