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Your result for The Welcome to your FUNERAL Test ...

54 Funeral Attendees

You lived to 80, scored 43% in family size, and scored 59% in friends

54 Funeral Attendees

You have a medium size family. The larger your family, the more people that exist to possibly come to your funeral. A smaller family would have cost your 7 attendees, while a large family would have given you an additional 24 attendees.

You also have a large number of friends. Instead of choosing a few close friends, you believe in a nice assortment of friends.

You lived to about 80 years old. So you didn't spend 10 years living in a nursing home, but who wants that anyway? Most of your close family went to your funeral and almost all of your friends were there too. Unfortunately some had already passed away. There were definitely plenty of old women shedding tears in your honor.

Your score of 54 attendees represents the mode of this test.

YOUR FUNERAL STATISTICS

49 more people came to your funeral than to Howard Hughes's funeral.
47 more people came to your funeral than to Thomas Paine's funeral.
43 more people came to your funeral than to Karl Marx's funeral.

22 more people came to your funeral than to the author of this test's.

346 less people came to your funeral than to Tiny Tim's.
946 less people came to your funeral than to Sir Fish's, a whale that beached itself in Vietnam in 2003.
49,946 less people came to your funeral than to Martin Luther King Jr.'s.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Age at Death Distribution

    They scored 80% on Age at Death, higher than 58% of your peers.

  • Family Distribution

    They scored 43% on Family, higher than 31% of your peers.

  • Friends Distribution

    They scored 59% on Friends, higher than 48% of your peers.

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