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81 Funeral Attendees

You lived to 90, scored 68% in family size, and scored 80% in friends

81 Funeral Attendees

You have a large size family. The larger your family, the more people that exist to possibly come to your funeral. There were plenty of family members that came to pay their last respects.

It seems that you are incredibly popular. Your philosophy is that you like to have as many friends as possible, and you try to spend time with all of them. This definitely helped your funeral turnout.

You lived to a ripe old age. When you were younger you had many friends. Sadly, many of them had already passed away and couldn't attend. Fortunately you had a large family, and many people showed up. There were plenty of tears cast on your behalf. Incidently, the only way that you could have had more mourners was actually to have died earlier.

YOUR FUNERAL STATISTICS

76 more people came to your funeral than to Howard Hughes's funeral.
74 more people came to your funeral than to Thomas Paine's funeral.
70 more people came to your funeral than to Karl Marx's funeral.

49 more people came to your funeral than to the author of this test's.

319 less people came to your funeral than to Tiny Tim's.
919 less people came to your funeral than to Sir Fish's, a whale that beached itself in Vietnam in 2003.
49,919 less people came to your funeral than to Martin Luther King Jr.'s.

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Age at Death Distribution

    They scored 90% on Age at Death, higher than 95% of your peers.

  • Family Distribution

    They scored 68% on Family, higher than 80% of your peers.

  • Friends Distribution

    They scored 80% on Friends, higher than 93% of your peers.

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