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Russian
You like a good off-color joke now and then and you're not afraid to tell things like they are. Your frankness means that if you were a language you would be Russian.
In the Russian language entire sentences can be composed from swear words, and profanity can be found in everything from humour to classical poetry.
One popular joke makes light of the Russian penchant for swearing. The joke-teller tells the story of a sailor who trips over an anchor, and tries to compose as obscene an exclamation as possible in describing the sailor's reaction to tripping. The joke ends when, after describing the long and profane exclamation of the sailor to tripping over the anchor, the joke-teller explains, "and then he swore profusely".
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They scored 1% on Basque, higher than 43% of your peers.
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They scored 0% on Livonian, higher than 50% of your peers.
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They scored 2% on Anglo-Saxon, higher than 25% of your peers.
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They scored 3% on Russian, higher than 51% of your peers.
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They scored 2% on Esperanto, higher than 50% of your peers.
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