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Arthur Dent

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Arthur Dent

You are constantly humbled by your universe, your world, and (let's face it) probably your toothbrush. There is one small consolation, however. No one knows the value of an Altairian Dollar quite like a hitchhiker and no one knows the value of life quite as well as you.

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