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Truly Ocker

You are 100% ocker!

You may not live here but you know the lingo and the yobbish protocols. Well done mate!
Of course, it's not all good news. You may have scored highly on the test but it's the only scoring you're gonna do in this lifetime buddy. Ocker's are the antithesis of what women want! Sorry!

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