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You Want A Sex Toy!

20% Of You Wants A Man To Ravage You!

You Want A Sex Toy!

Let's be honest. You want a boyfriend so you can have sex all day, all night, all the time -- without the slutty title of sleeping around! Of course you'll both be passionately longing for each other, and your bedroom will be unbelievably messy from all the hot times you've had. It's the perfect combination of two hot people making the connection, with all the sensuality you've always dreamed of. Prepare to go multiple times a day, every day, with very little time in between!

 

THE SETBACKS

The biggest setback is that once the sex and fun is all up, there's a chance there may not be too much of a spiritual or intellectual connection. The bedroom may be on fire, but ultimately, when it comes to chit chat over the morning breakfast a few months down the road, or if political or social discussion take place, you may find yourself on opposite sides of the spectrum. This is fine, of course, as tension only adds to the sexually riveting experience. But this might not be the relationship to last you the rest of your life. But a fun chapter in the book of your life? Please, it'll be more like a porn!

 

THE ADVICE

Be safe and have a great time! You only live once, and you damn well know that. However, eventually, a part of you will be calling for a deeper, truer connection that isn't based all on looks and superficiality -- like an 8 pack. But don't get too hung up on that stuff now. Just enjoy it, and make wise decisions with yourself! A happy and satisfied you is the best you there is.

 

 

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THE OTHER PARTS OF YOUR BRAIN:

9% wants a soulmate.

6% wants a cuddle buddy

18% wants to fufill a checklist.

18% wants arm candy.

18% wants to find your best friend.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

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