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The Lost

You scored 0% Wealth, 0% Intelligence, 0% Attractiveness, and 0% Sexual Prowess!

The Lost

Wow. Not only are you living it up in this life, but you don't seem to care very much for the plight of others. Your utter lack of concern for the trials of other humans coupled with your enormous success have led the Flying Spaghetti Monster to relegate you to the lowest of possible categories in your next life. You will be lucky to live the life of a eunuch at the Playboy Mansion, and that's if you're still worthy of coming back as a human. My advice to you is to live it up while you can, because there's not much waiting for you the next time around! In the final analysis, you will be the legendary unfuckable, so hideously without redeeming quality that your name will be used to scare children away from sexual activity during puberty. This life may be a 10 out of 10 for you, but the next one is going to be a big, fat, 0!

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