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Your Grade= B- Superb knowledge but questionable Calvinball strategy

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Your Grade= B- Superb knowledge but questionable Calvinball strategy

Wow!  You are part of the 1.2% of the population that got this score.* It seems that you know almost everything about the game of Calvinball and its history.  However when it came to strategy, you had many gaps. Given time there is no reason to think that you would not become an expert Calvinball player.  However it will take some work.

Here are some pointers.  Don't forget that you are allowed to make up any new rule in this game.  You should also remember that you want to punish your opponent whenever possible.  Calvinball is intended to be a competitive game of wits.

Keep practicing, and soon you'll be able to turn that B- into an A+.

*This is a made up number.

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