Rate my test!
Your result for What Kind Of Celebrity Would You Be? ...
The Production Assistant
Your career as a celebrity would have a 31% focus on sex, 19% focus on drugs, a 25% level of publicity and a 35% credible selection of work in film/music.
We've run you past our talent scouts and casting agents. Looks like you're getting a part as The Production Assistant.
Looking at your results, we see a few things. On the upside, your behaviour in terms of all the sex, drugs and such is on the lower end of the spectrum. Okay, so you might have dabbled a bit, but not enough to get in too much serious trouble. Which means you should be able to hold down a job, all things going well.
On the downside, if you wound out amongst the glitterati you really wouldn't want to delve into all of that stuff. Why? Well, chances are, if you ever got caught doing something semi-illegal, you wouldn't be able to offer an autograph to the cops or bribe your way out of it, since they'd have no idea who you were. But I figure you took this test because you had at least a passing interest in the entertainment biz - and a huge business it is, too. Why not search for a job working behind-the-scenes, and work your way up? After all, there's a lot of talent waiting to be discovered, and you might be part of that.
To put it more simply, your work as a celebrity would have:
A low emphasis on sex
A low emphasis on drug consumption
A low level of publicity
A low degree of career credibility
Babe, you're great. You're a star. You should take one of my other tests, though...
The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test
Sunbeams. Conditioner. Brand names. People flipping their hair for no apparent reason.
Money. Money. Money.
Coercion. Corporate blackmail. Sexual harassment. Lots of yelling
Fizz. Alcohol. Obscure liquids with funny colours.
Cults. Video games. Fisticuffs. Drunken brawls. Anger management seminars.
The Underwear Personality Test
Boxer briefs. Boylegs. Nighties. Corsets. Painful-looking chain-link contraptions.
Memory. Stress. Distraction by flashing colours.
Swear words. Dirty talk. Holy names. Insults. More swear words.
The Internet/SMS Literacy Test
The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test
Babies. Puppies. Kittens. Purple dinosaurs. Cartoon characters with blue hair and disturbingly large eyes.
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test
Gravel. Raspberries. Guatemala. Fingernail clippings. Twister. Butt cheeks.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
-
They scored 31% on sex, higher than 36% of your peers.
-
They scored 19% on drugs, higher than 37% of your peers.
-
They scored 25% on publicity, higher than 10% of your peers.
-
They scored 35% on career cred, higher than 3% of your peers.
More Tests We Think You'll Like
Taken 2288 times.
The 'Would I Have Your Baby?' test
Would I have your baby? Another 10-question test.
Taken 1173 times.
The Sex and Chocolate Test
Find out what your signature chocolate is and how it tells me your bedroom knowledge.
Taken 386 times.
The Which Karamazov Brother Are You Test
Which of the Karamazov brothers from Fyodor Dostoevsky's famous novel are you?
Taken 269 times.
Are you a Silver Fox? Find out!
Determine whether you are sophisticated dating material, or an actual furry canid. This may be especially helpful when choosing the type of vixen to pursue as a mate.
Taken 339 times.
The Could You Survive Black Friday Test
Black Friday is the day after thanksgiving; a day when stores open at ungodly hours to allow throngs of people to rack up their credit cards with shit they may or may not need for ridiciulously low pr...
Taken 2242 times.
Brain Hemisphere Dominance Test
Find out which of your brain hemispheres dominates you; and about your value judgements pertaining to brain hemisphere dominance.
Taken 372 times.
What Winter Holiday Fits You Best?
Out of Chanukah, Christmas, the Winter Solstice, or Secular Celebration, see what holiday celebration is most similar to how you do or would like to celebrate the holidays.
Taken 3941 times.
The Useful Relationship Skills Test
Do you really know what it takes to have a successful relationship?
Taken 983 times.
What is your chief negative feature, or dragon?
The chief negative feature, or "chief feature" is the main stumbling block, your Achilles Heel. It is a block in perceptions, a blind spot. It's also a downer in relationships!
Share this test with your friends!!! Take What Kind Of Celebrity Would You Be?
