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Chai Latté

If you were a drink, you'd be 66% alternative, 22% caustic and 44% playful. Mmm, tasty.

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So, we all know that people aren't beverages, and trying to drink other people won't end well for anyone. If you were a drink, though, I think you'd be Chai Latte.

A chai latte is a bit of an unusual drink. It's got a soothing taste - a mixture of steamed milk and indian spices - but it's also lesser known than, say, a hot chocolate. A good reflection of you, in other words: a little odd, but calming and easy on the stomach. For the record, you got the same category that I, the maker of this test, did. So you must be doing something right. :)

 

In other words, you measured as more alternative than mainstream. This may mean that your tastes, views, and attitudes are a bit more left-of-centre.

You also measured as more gentle than caustic. This may mean that you're a less aggressive person, that you're generally calmer than most people, and that you are better at keeping a level head in most situations.

Finally, you measured as somewhere in between serious and playful. This may mean that you have found a good balance between being introspective and analytical, and being a bit more outgoing and silly. It may also mean your sex drive registers somewhere towards the centre. I had to group both of these areas under one variable.

 

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