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They know your name at Blockbuster don't they? She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool! -American Pie I haven't been fucked like that since grade school! -Fight Club Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. -Office Space R: How do you write women so well? MU: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. -As Good As It Gets Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by a horrible cunt... me! -Snatch HE: You know, I think you're a very special unit. IW: That's sweet. HE: I hope we get to know each other better. IW: Yeah, me too. HE: Do you swallow? -Me, Myself, & Ireene But what if the Guarantee Fairy's a crazy glue sniffer? Next thing you know there's change missing from your dresser and your daughter's knocked up. I've seen it a hundred times. -Tommy Boy RG: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow. AM: We don't have a cow, we have a bull. RG: I'm...gonna brush my teeth. -King Pin He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions. -Mystery Men They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets. -Get Shorty No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here. -Pulp Fiction JL: Isn't that what makes a man? TD: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles. -The Big Lebowski I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from? -Snatch

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