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Your result for The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test ...
Wrong Hole
You idiot!
Oops. Looks like you missed a little bit, buddy. It's okay, it can get confusing down there.
As far as calamities go, this is a pretty minor one, and fairly rectifiable.
It seems that you're a pretty sensible person, and not someone prone to carelessness. Of course, everyone makes mistakes now and again, but you probably just got excited and, you know, missed.
Calamities you (fortunately) missed out on, from least to worst:
- Flaccid Cock
- Premature Ejaculation
- STD
- Unwanted Pregnancy
- Broken Penis
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 0% on Carelessness, higher than 0% of your peers.
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