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Your result for The Which Sexual Calamity Are You Test ...
STD
Congrats! You are now a sexual leper.
Above Photo: A previously care-free vagina now ravaged by venereal disease.
Good one. Way to turn a source of pleasure into a source of embarassment and shame. You're a fairly careless person. While you're not crazy or anything, and you probably don't take huge risks, you are however more careles than average. You probably don't even consider most of the things you do to be careless.
The good news is that most STDs are pretty treatable... much like the problems your carelessness generates. You don't get into huge fixes with no way out, but you probably get into medium fixes that are painful for a time and incredibly inconvenient.
Calamities you missed out on, from least to worst:
- Wrong Hole
- Flaccid Cock
- Premature Ejaculation
- Unwanted Pregnancy
- Broken Penis
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 17% on Carelessness, higher than 91% of your peers.
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