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<p><em>Your result for The Verbal Obscenity Test...</em></p><h4>Sporadic Swearer</h4><p>You are 52% capable of making other people's ears hurt!</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/6487895707092602505.jpeg" width="424" height="492" /></p><div><p>So, how'd you do?</p>
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<p>I'm impressed, you've managed to get through life without going completely overboard on the bad language! No Courtney Love-style socialising for you. You're not inclined to burst into fits of verbal rage, and I'm guessing this makes you less likely to get punched by others. Which is awesome, since being beaten up is such a drag anyway. You might pull out the swear words on occasion - or you might just know all the various slang well and simply choose not to use any of it. Either way, don't be afraid to use a little rough language on occasion, just to show that you mean business.</p>
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<p>What occasion, I hear you ask? Well, some people find talking dirty arousing. Sometimes swearing can be helpful in looking tough when one of those hoodlum-types approaches you. Using some language on your boss may also be effective in stirring things up, but maybe that's just me. Either way, be careful, as getting your timing wrong can result in getting fired, or sleeping alone for the next month. Use your good judgement!</p>
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<p><strong>Q20:</strong> 'Bollocks' is originally an English term.</p>
<p><strong>Q21:</strong> Oh yeah, and it means 'balls.'</p>
<p><strong>Q22:</strong> 'Cocksmoker' first came from Canada, believe it or not.</p>
<p><strong>Q23:</strong> To 'blow one's wad' does NOT mean to lose one's temper. It can mean to ejaculate, or to spend all of one's money. In certain circumstances, the term would be appropriate for both of those things at once.</p>
<p><strong>Q24:</strong> '69,' or 'sixty-nine,' refers to mutual oral sex: two people going down on each other simultaneously.</p>
<p><strong>Q25:</strong> To 'ranch' means to ejaculate.</p>
<p><strong>Q26:</strong> The original form of 'poppycock' - the Dutch 'pappekak' - means 'watery shit.'</p>
<p><strong>Q27:</strong> Pirate Pete was playing with his 'scallywag,' or penis.</p>
<p><strong>Q28:</strong> Pirate Pete was 'muff diving' by going down on Wendy.</p></div><p><a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-verbal-obscenity-test">Take The Verbal Obscenity Test</a> at <a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/">HelloQuizzy</a></p>

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Your result for The Verbal Obscenity Test ...

Sporadic Swearer

You are 52% capable of making other people's ears hurt!

Sporadic Swearer

So, how'd you do?

I'm impressed, you've managed to get through life without going completely overboard on the bad language! No Courtney Love-style socialising for you. You're not inclined to burst into fits of verbal rage, and I'm guessing this makes you less likely to get punched by others. Which is awesome, since being beaten up is such a drag anyway. You might pull out the swear words on occasion - or you might just know all the various slang well and simply choose not to use any of it. Either way, don't be afraid to use a little rough language on occasion, just to show that you mean business.

What occasion, I hear you ask? Well, some people find talking dirty arousing. Sometimes swearing can be helpful in looking tough when one of those hoodlum-types approaches you. Using some language on your boss may also be effective in stirring things up, but maybe that's just me. Either way, be careful, as getting your timing wrong can result in getting fired, or sleeping alone for the next month. Use your good judgement!

I've got some other tests you can try if you like...

What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?

Find out what your life as a celebrity would be like.

What's Your Price?

This one's been entered in the current test competition. Why don't you check it out?

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Is YOUR hair worth it?

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Say it with me: "awwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

Is Your Boss Evil?

... or are they just really thick?

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?

The Scatterbrain Test

Are you ready? Are you focused?

The Underwear Personality Test

Most of us wear underwear. Should you? What kind?

The Beverage Identity Test

If you were a drink, would you tingle the tastebuds?

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

It won't make any sense, but it's not supposed to.

The Homicidal Maniac Test

My first test. Want to know if you're likely to wreak bloody havoc?

Finally, a fun link for those of you interested in brushing up on your swearing skills: click here to view The "Alternative" English Dictionary

Most of the answers from the final section of the test are available through that link, but for those of you who can't be bothered (and for the answers I got from elsewhere), here's the truth about a few dirty words...

Q20: 'Bollocks' is originally an English term.

Q21: Oh yeah, and it means 'balls.'

Q22: 'Cocksmoker' first came from Canada, believe it or not.

Q23: To 'blow one's wad' does NOT mean to lose one's temper. It can mean to ejaculate, or to spend all of one's money. In certain circumstances, the term would be appropriate for both of those things at once.

Q24: '69,' or 'sixty-nine,' refers to mutual oral sex: two people going down on each other simultaneously.

Q25: To 'ranch' means to ejaculate.

Q26: The original form of 'poppycock' - the Dutch 'pappekak' - means 'watery shit.'

Q27: Pirate Pete was playing with his 'scallywag,' or penis.

Q28: Pirate Pete was 'muff diving' by going down on Wendy.