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Psychotic Tendencies

You scored 68 of 100. You were 68% Psychotic.

Psychotic Tendencies

I am somewhat disturbed that you got a score this high. According to established psychology textbooks, you possess a fair amount of psychotic tendencies. With strong psychotic tendencies, you may have difficulty distinguishing the difference between reality and fiction. You are not at all like the rest of the human population, any one of which possesses a small number of psychotic tendencies which can show themselves when you become stressed or aggravated. You seem to have most of them. Having absolutely no psychotic tendencies, by the way, would almost make you inhuman. (and probably bump your score up a notch!) On the final question, you may be interested to know that this exact question was asked of more than 700 inmates either on death row or sentenced to life in prison for violent homicides. Approximately 90% of the inmates did not hesitate in their answer, choosing to say that the reason the daughter killed her brother was to stage another funeral and meet the man again. But why am I telling you this? There's a good chance you got this answer right off the bat. A score of 60% to 75% psychotic-ness indicates you only answered 19-23 questions of 34 that indicated psychotic tendencies. This is unsettlingly higher than the average person's score of 36-44%, or 9-12 questions. Note that your score is weighted. Men are more likely to be psychotic than women. Sorry guys. So if you are a gal and got this score -- please don't IM me for a date until you're back on your meds. Furthermore, it may be a relief to you to know that if you are 27 years of age or older, that it is FAR less likely for you to develop new psychotic tendencies. Becoming psychotic is a young person's game. Perhaps after a regular schedule of therapy and medications, you'll feel much better about things. It wouldn't be a bad idea to come back and take this test after that. Just to be on the safe side, eh?

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