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You're only 64% happy with your sex life.

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Whether it's for quality, quantity, or both, you indicated that your sex life is in some way lacking. You're only 64% happy with your sex life.  Sadly, this isn't the easiest discontent to resolve, as sex requires a willing partner - and one with similar desires.

 

If you're in a relationship, I recommend the slickest of all lubes: communication.  A confrontational heart-to-heart on why you're not happy will get your partner to share his or her concerns too. And then you'll get all emotional and experimental and the dialogue will turn from "why don't you ever____?" to "why don't you hurry up and ______." Also, watch a porno together, ASAP. If proposing that to your partner scares you, once again: communication is key. You can't walk on eggshells in the bedroom.

 

If you're not in a relationship, you'd love a casual sex partner. I know this because you didn't score lower on love than sex.  Finding the right casual partner or partners can be difficult, but you can't let your feeling of rejection stand in the way of effort.  At this point in your life it's about quantity, not quality, and the quality will follow later. A good sex partner is like a needle in a haystack, so first you've got to explore the haystack. 

 

Your scores on all the variables follow. As you can see, you're happier in some ways than others. Good luck!

You are 100% happy with your love life

64% with your sex life

100% with your body

100% with your friendships

83% with your career

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