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51% Geekiness!

Alas my child... the end of the test is at hand.  On the one hand a black leather glove concealing a dark hidden secret.  On the other hand... a HOOK!

You have successfully completed a challenge so cunning and so cruel that your name is worthy of recognition in the Jedi Archives.  You may also want to try the Holy-Hand-Grenage of Antioch *BEFORE* losing 5 of your men. 

Here is how you scored:

G = 51%

E = 33%

E = 60%

K = 53%

S = 43%

The Rating system for us GEEKS should be rather simple, but upon closer introspection I found that GEEKS are more than meets the eye.  Just like the transformers.  Also just like the transformers we protect your countries, run your companies, do your laundry, make your Chinese Take-Out, produce your movies, create electricity, think of new ideas on how to save the planet, think of new ideas on how to destroy the planet.  We are the greatest force you will ever beat up in high school, and we will forever be smarter, more clever, and a higher level than you.

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