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<p><em>Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test...</em></p><h4>*no signal*</h4><p>You scored 50% port wine jelly. 49% vindiction. 50% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...</p><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/6763566369942497669.gif" width="480" height="376" /></p><div><p>You are <strong>no signal</strong>. People want to communicate with each other, but you manage to sneak in, blanket everything in a mass of static, and prevent ANYONE from knowing what's going on. You interrupt people in conversations and they can't even swear at you for stopping their train of thought - you've already escaped. Damn you.</p>
<p><strong>SEEK</strong>: People who aren't budget-conscious. Remote areas. Parking lots. Basements.</p>
<p><strong>AVOID</strong>: Technicians. Tin cups connected by pieces of string, and the people who use them.</p>
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Your result for The Non-Sequitur Personality Test ...

no signal

You scored 50% port wine jelly. 49% vindiction. 50% chin fuzz. 0 vacuums. Before your category, here's a quick word from our sponsors...

*no signal*

You are no signal. People want to communicate with each other, but you manage to sneak in, blanket everything in a mass of static, and prevent ANYONE from knowing what's going on. You interrupt people in conversations and they can't even swear at you for stopping their train of thought - you've already escaped. Damn you.

SEEK: People who aren't budget-conscious. Remote areas. Parking lots. Basements.

AVOID: Technicians. Tin cups connected by pieces of string, and the people who use them.

Headaches? Why not ease the pain with one of my other tests?

The Underwear Personality Test

Should you be dressing in kinky corsets or tasteful briefs?

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?

What's Your Price?

How easily can you be swayed by a bit of cash? (This one's entered in the current test competition, by the way. You should check it out.)

Is Your Boss Evil?

Should you run and hide, or is your boss just incompetent?

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test