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Objectivism

0% Objectivity, 0% Subjectivity and 0% Intrinsicity!

Objectivism

Congratulations, the test has discovered a trend. Your philosophy is dependant on Objectivism! Objectivism holds that:

Metaphysics: Reality exists independent from consciousness. - Existence exists, facts are facts.

Epistomology: Human beings can gain objective knoweldge from perception through concept formation. - Reason is man's means of survival, success, and knowledge.

Ethics: The proper moral purpose of one's life is the pursuit of one's own happiness or rational self-interest. - Man is an end in himself.

Politics: The only social system consistent with this morality is full respect for individual rights, embodied in pure, consensual laissez-faire capitalism. - Give me liberty, or give me death.

I'd tell you to go read some Ayn Rand (as you may have already, given your score), but you can learn more from a variety of sources, including the ARI (Ayn Rand Institute, AynRand.org), message boards, hell even youtube discussions.

Your power animal is the: Human

Yes, your power "animal" is clearly superior to all others.  I'll leave it to you, and your reasoning abilities, to figure out what that means.

 

 

 

"I have rights, asshole!"

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