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Baby Dick 5 to 5 1/2

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Baby Dick 5 to 5 1/2

Baby Dick - 5 to 5 1/2 Inches. This size has many names, bitch dick, baby dick, baby carrot dick, migdet dick, shrimp dick. Either way, while growing up things where looking promising downstairs, then for no reason it stopped growing, leaving you hung like a puppy. You have the type of dick that needs a virgin everytime you have sex so she can feel you at all and so she's a little bit tight around your baby dick. Men with baby dicks spend a lot of time eggagerating there size by at least 2 inches, only wishing they were in the 7 inch range. Most men with Baby Dicks keep the hair very short and trimmed to make it apper to be bigger... but this never works on a true woman that knows a MAN from a little bitch boy with a Baby Dick like YOU. ***More Info*** To figure out how big you are (or how big your man is) take the exact number you scored on the test and drop a decimal between the two numbers. The first number is your inches and the second is how close you are to the next inch up. For example, a 48% would be 4.8 making you/him just over 4 and a half inches, or 72% would be 7.2 making you a tiny bit over 7 inches.

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